Amanda De Santa: Get a center, Michael. You have no center.
Michael: How about you suck my cock?

Michael: Well, I had to. To protect you.
Jimmy: Yeah, keep telling yourself that, when you see their faces every time you close your eyes. Here we are. The bike rental place. Please don't shoot the bike rental guy out of, like, force of habit.

Michael: It feels like I'm giving a colonoscopy to the Statue of Happiness.
Steve Haines: Nice change from being up Trevor Phillips' ass all day.

You look like you struggle with simple tasks.

Lamar: The fucker got fucked. He fucked the fucker himself.
Trevor: Shut up.